Adventure Time with the Drunk and Engaged
Last night I went to Meghan’s Bachelorette Party. The following is a very short summary of the night.
6:00 P.M.
Crammed six of us in an SUV and all our supplies/overnight bags into the trunk. We have found that the backseat is four skinny girl asses wide. Headed to Three Hermanos for dinner. I was informed that this is the ‘Best Mexican Ever!’, but I still prefer Little Mexico cafe.
7:00 P.M.
After stuffing our faces with Beans, cheese, tortillas, and rice while sipping on Margaritas we head over to Mr. Nick’s bar. We find the cleanest bathroom in a bar ever, and make a pact that Erin is only allowed to drink blue drinks for the rest of the night. We also acquired our first picture of Moobs (man boobs) from a man (it was his fortieth birthday) in exchange for beads (His wife made him). We also stole a ‘don’t drink and drive’ poster from the bathroom.
9:30 ish
Ended up at the Oak we’re we got some more pictures of Moobs. Ran into some guys from high school, got one of them to stick his foot behind his head. Then some creepler sat at our table and commented the fact I have a strong woman’s handshake. I think I scared him a little when I asked what kind of handshake was I supposed to have, a ‘pansy assed handshake’ and stared him down. Apparently this was the wrong thing to do because he decided I was his favorite and I proceeded to ignore the skeeze thereafter. He also told the Bride-to-be that her children would be in the image of God.
1:00ish
Left bar after having to figure out the ridiculous bill and then headed to the hotel. Got there and proceeded to gorge ourselves on Doritos and a rice crispy treat unmentionable. Meghie opened up some presents and we just talked and acted like idiots for awhile.
3:30 ish
Sleepy time!
It was a lot funner than it may sound, but I’m too lazy to write out a whole play by play.
